Vern

Axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum)

LIKES:

• tidy whities

• hamburgers

• pro wrestling

DISLIKES:

• frozen peas

• bicycles

• sharp surfaces

Vern and his partner Shirley moved up here from Mexico a while back. He's into stretchy cotton comfort and saving the best french fry for last. Vern has always dreamed of a career in wrestling as he's looked up to Hulk Hogan for years. Maybe with a weight training regimen and the right pair of briefs his dream can come true!